(sung to the tune of Aerosmith's Janie's Got A Gun- you know you know)
Jimmy's got a cold
Jimmy's got a cold
He said a'Choo, now that's the one
Cause saying shoe's just not as fun
What does her husband do?
And can I get an I.O.U?
If I steal them I'll get arrested
But without 'em I'm just a plain Jane (yeah yeah yeah)
Now that Janie's got them pumps
I'm so jealous I could go insane
Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away from the pain yeah yeah
