I'm a housemother at a Northeastern boarding school taking care of 4 high school girls in my home. Each girl is starkly different and conveniently archetypal: there's a shallow popular blonde, a mousy bookworm, a sexy tomboy and a Tootie. However, we all share the common space and it could sorely use an update from its early-1980's beginnings! We need enough seating for 5, shelving for books, plenty of surfaces for studying and complementary acoustics for my warbling. Plus, it has to look good in case a young George Clooney happens to pop in. I hear he's going to be a BFD someday.
Thanks in advance,
Edna Garrett
P.S. I hear the HGTV show Design Star All-Stars is in the TV set update business as well. I hope you don't disappoint.
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| HGTV recreated the Facts of Life set |
Mrs. Garrett,
Tell HGTV's Design Star All Stars that the TV set update is so DONE... BY ME! I've already rocked out the Three's Company set AND the Golden Girls set. Not that I want to make this a real competition- the DSAS (Design Star All Stars) are all badass designers and we're not really playing on a level field:
What They have:
-Cija the carpenter
-the luxury of 3 dimensions
What I have:
-unlimited access and budget
-certain liberties with scale
So with that in mind, here's my update:
