It's moments like these when I just have to ask, if this dress was on Project Runway, What Would Michael Kors Say?
"She looks like Julia Child in mourning"
"It looks like some sugar plum fairies may come prancing out of her skirt any moment"
"Somewhere there's a curtain store that just sold out of fabric"
"MOB meets Cookie Monster"
What do YOU think Michael Kors would say? Help me come up with some more.